Middle Child Syndrome

I suffer from it.
It truly does exist
And you won't believe it, unless you're a middle child
If you're not.........you'll never understand

I have 2 girls. I will not have one suffer this horrible syndrome.
My youngest would reak havoc on the world if she were a middle child
Well.......she actually already does & she's not a middle child?

This post is really about my 2nd child
Not about the fact she's not a middle child
But about the fact that she ACTS like a middle child

~She HAS to go to the bathroom EVERYTIME we are in public. #2............ALWAYS!!!
~She's not one that you can "let walk & hold your hand mommy!" Nope, not her.
~At the young age of 3, she completely understands lieing & don't let her tell you she doesn't:)
~She still sleeps in her crib & we, the parents, are truly afraid of trying to move her to a "big girl bed"
~I truly believe "I can't" were the first words she learned
~She believes the only way to get something is to cry, scream & demand, all at the same time. It's not effective otherwise

And, last, but certainly not least, my all-time favorite:

~"I can't because my elbow hurts"~

Now, tonight I want you to dream about her being a middle child.
Now feel sorry for me:)